Underwear

My friend asked me about the hole in men’s underwear. I told her it existed so guys could pee at a urinal.
One time I went to a urinal, unzipped my pants, and felt around for the hole. I realized there wasn’t a hole in this pair. I couldn’t turn back, so I pulled the briefs down and peed through the zipper hole of my jeans.

There was a popular joke when I was young. One person would ask, “Do you see that thing under there?” and another person would say, “Under where?” Then they would both laugh because the word “underwear” is funny.

Sniffing panties is sexy but sniffing a man’s underwear is gross.

For underwear model stardom, have your uncle go through your bag and criticize the size of your boxers. He will be drunk and bring back a variety of boxers and briefs from his room. He will ask you to try them on in the bathroom. You will because you are tired and don’t want to make him angry.
You will put on tight sports briefs, bikini briefs, briefs that barely hug your thighs and show your uncle how they look so you can go to bed. But he will be so proud that you are growing up and he will take pictures of you in just a baggy shirt and underwear. He will tell you that he has connections and will get these pictures to Calvin Klein and Abercrombie and Fitch. You will nod your head ‘okay’ and fall asleep. The next day you will feel famous.

President Bill Clinton was asked, “Boxers or briefs?” He responded, “Usually briefs.” No wonder he was one of the country’s most well-liked presidents.

Everyone knows someone who wears granny panties or tighty whities.

A man on an episode of “CSI” played with himself through the pockets of his jeans and ejaculated in his underwear. I thought his desperation to get off wasn’t worth walking around with sticky underwear all day.